The Little Spoon

Then people ask me “Oh you’re a huge Star Wars fan huh?” I’ll be all “No its after one of the elf dudes from LotRs”. That way I can troll the Star Freaks and the LotR fans and piss them both off. And I may even do a “Its a classic Klingon name” line if they are a major Star Wars fan. Watch them freak out.