January 2012
27 posts
Bye guys
Leaving for Massachusetts in about 7 hours so I’m going to try to get some sleep. Love you guys and I’ll miss you<3 See you in 11 days.
I love Peewee's Playhouse
I don’t care how old I get. This show has grown up with me. Now you can watch it live with your kids while enjoying the hidden adult jokes. Its always hilarious.
Oh Pillsbury, you break my heart :C
I emailed Pillsbury last week after their suggested time of baking on their cinnamon rolls left mine fairly burned (I did the lowest time D:!) and put that I wanted to be addressed as Chef Emily. Not only did they COMPLETELY ignore my actual concern in either reply, but they called me Ms. ~~~~~~ [edited to save myself]. I am a Chef, dammit. ;~;
Devin Townsend gives me such a lady boner
that’s all
imoslet:
iamthegingerbreadman:
imoslet:
iamthegingerbreadman:
imoslet:
iamthegingerbreadman replied to your post: I was in yet another car accident today. Fuck…
u ok bro
9 lives.
I thought that was me. :o
old joke is old.
You’re old.
Moo.
Hey…..that must mean I’m like ancient.
IIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEED THEEEESSSEEEEEE →
Only 10 days
That’s all that’s left. Ten days and I’ll be back with him, back to exactly where I need to be. There is no accurate way to describe just how good a feeling that is, knowing how close it is. Soon I’ll be loved again. Soon I’ll feel like I’m at home again. Only ten days and I’ll be whole again.
And I cannot wait just to get to feel a hug again.
this made my life.
captainbasch:
spatsula:
humansometimes:
yesenia….
LOL OH MY GOD
Soul Searchin' on Planet Earth: Damned →
zombiehammer:
Big spoon.
Be the big spoon.
Soft stomach meets soft back, spine arching to find comfort and burying deeper into me to find warmth and care and love. A gentleman’s jewel slightly thickens against buttocks and between thighs. The back of a neck, inviting before lips. Arm resting on hip, or…
Only because I think this is amazing and sexy and it talks about “big...
I'm going to name my child Alderaan
Then people ask me “Oh you’re a huge Star Wars fan huh?” I’ll be all “No its after one of the elf dudes from LotRs”. That way I can troll the Star Freaks and the LotR fans and piss them both off. And I may even do a “Its a classic Klingon name” line if they are a major Star Wars fan. Watch them freak out.
blueskiesfluffywhiteclouds asked: :) :) :) :) BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out you deserve it.
Dear Matt.
blueskiesfluffywhiteclouds:
I like girls.
Dear gorgeous lady,
It is with great enthusiasm that I inform you that I (after checking several times to assure my statement is true) am in fact a girl.
With warm regards, Em
DEAR CUNT
December 2011
51 posts
I don't even know...
09: 35:04 PM when you grab yourself a youngin'
09: 35:18 PM Let me fart on it, please.
09: 35:24 PM .....
09: 35:26 PM what?
09: 35:52 PM I want to fart on your future baby.
imoslet:
I wish I didn’t constantly feel alone.
Cute Christmas story for you guys →
Christmas is officially over :D
Just sitting around after unwrapping presents and admiring the tree….then realize its swarming with tiny baby spiders. My holiday is officially over.
Christmas :3
I got 3 Aperture Science shirts. Not even mad. And I got my Portal cookie cutters! Also got a Batman shirt….Batman gloves…..Batman Pez…Batman action figures/keychains….
Cyle's explanation of his "bisexual nature"
Emily: FUCK I'M GOING TO BE LIKE THE ONE STRAIGHT PERSON IN THIS FAMILY
Big Spoon hey...once we get married i have to be straight
Emily: why?
Big Spoon cause thats like eevee trying to pick an evolution! fire water or thunder(gay straight or bisexual) once he picks one he cant go back and change it!
27 Days
I got my Christmas presents from Cyle today
He sent me three presents and a shirt of his. I started crying as soon as I saw it, because it smells just like him and I reminded me just how far away he is. This Christmas sucks so hard. No dad and the love of my life a thousand miles away.
I don't know what to do anymore
Everything is going to shit and no one seems to care to actually help.
I really just want to feel like someone really wants to have me around.
“At night your thoughts have an unpleasant way of slipping their collars and...”
– Stephen King in Bag of Bones